So I have been getting a chain of emails for a while now that are either extremely daft solicitors in London, or they are spam and scam artists. The other interesting fact is that they are supposedly emailing, myself(in the email chain they have aliased me as NathanChurchg) NathanPChurch@gmail.com who is the husband of ElaineNChurch@aol.com. So I am left in a dilema, they have been writing for a very long time, so this is a really deep scam or they are really really stupid. I am starting to think the later, but like all good scam artists should they have created websites and the works, so possibly this is both.

Either way I can't let some fun like this go. I have decided to only write to them in iambic pentameter, and I am going to try and get them to respond in iambic pentameter. Of course I am not very good at the poetry of Shakespeare's time but I am going to give it a whack. I will of course keep you in the loop. Here is where we are on the latest thread. This is where they finally seek a response from me.  

If I were me, and I am thankfully,

And thus I have chosen respectfully 

To not respond to you with a reply,

Because you seem to have found the wrong guy.

If a repsonse from me you seek to find,

Iambic pentameter is a bind!

On Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 3:20 AM, Euan wrote:

Nathan

I note that you have been copied with this

I have not spoken to Cubed and I would be grateful for your instructions to enable me to reply

Regards

Euan

From: Jason

Sent: 23 January 2009 09:12
To: Euan Elliott
Cc: 'Nathan Churchg'; nathanpchurch@gmail.com; elainenchurch@aol.com
Subject: Determination of Contract

Euan,

Our solicitor has drawn a blank with Beulah as we understand that their solicitor DWF Paul O'Kane no longer acts for Beulah.

This indicates to me that they have no intention of settling this account. We are awaiting advice on the same but we are looking to Deterimine the contract for breach of contract and seek recovery of all monies owed as per the unsettled final account.

Can you please speak with your client and take advise on the same. It is imperative that they settle the certified monies as a matter of urgency to indicate that the do in fact want to resolve the matter. If this final attempt a mediation goes unresolved we will seek a judgement and send in the bailiffs.

Regards

Jason S Parkin BSc MRICS

Director

Cubed Construction Limited