There are a few questions that Kanye West never asked himself. Why didn't Jay-Z star in his own musical short? The answer is because he isn't a blithering selfobsessed idiot. Why didn't Will Smith write and direct his first film? Because he isn't a no talent jack ass who thinks he has nothing to learn from people who do this every day. Kanye's big claim to fame is that he dropped out of college. Hey Kanye, Bill Gates and you aren't the only people to drop out of college. Lots of people have dropped out and most of them would know better than to write and star in their own rap opera.

This piece of crap was released at the same time as the Taylor Swift album and all I can say is that Kanye did Taylor a favor. I mean this turd makes the rock opera Flash Gordon look appealing. I don't think we can blame the Taylor Swift incident for killing his career anymore. With stupid third grade level imagery (my apologies to 3rd graders), we see that not only does he think he is someone special but that his message isn't tired and irrelevant anymore it is new and exciting. What the hell is she supposed to be? Who honestly didn't see the chicken being served for dinner? Ye was the only actor worse than that chick, and the only reason she didn't totally suck was that she was hot. I mean a bird with feathers coming out of its armpits signifies what exactly?

Why on God's green earth did I think there was some point that I had to figure out? I kept thinking any minute now this will cease and I will understand whatever stupid lesson there is to be had. I know, I know right now you are thinking I didn't get it. I do get it, and that is why it sucked. The “moral” of the story is that being different isn't wrong, even if you are an extremely awkward bird lady with perfectly shaped breasts. Hey Kanye if you wanted a better metaphor for your career she should have been one big boob. Our protagonist, Kanye West is the only person out there that sees her for what she really is, and the rest of us have so much to learn. Well you know what Kanye, you don't give a crap about that bird lady because you didn't smile once. You come off stupid and detached and you leave a woman with 6 inch nails to be your voice. Your songs end up being a back drop to imagery that relate to your story as much as a meat dress does to gay rights (because so many gays eat meat, duh!). Singing about “sending pictures of your d*ck” and that you “love her so you will call her b*tch for short” just lets me see that you have the class and depth of a junior high kid.

There are things that you can never unsee. The German shitze video or Freddy Got Fingered are great examples. These things take a piece of your soul and you are left more skeptical that the world isn’t fair and that giant a douchebag can live and make buckets of money off children who are starving for culture and looking up to that sh*thead as a role model. I hate him more for what this does to the children than the 30 minutes of my life I lost wondering why he sucks. I hate him for all the people who posted how awesome this was at the footnote, because they believe that this is a great thing simply because he made it.

Why couldn't you just rap? So I guess Kanye West isn't a Phoenix, because people who went to UoP graduated from college and he won't emerge from these flames.