Traveling to Rome, Italy

 So the motorhome is falling apart. It think the back bumper is coming off and the wind from driving isn't helping. We picked up some duct tape. Funny thing is that duct tape is called Nastro Americano. I looked it up and it means American tape. All these years we have used terms like "Gerry Rig" to fix things like the Germans, but the Italians seem to think that we are the masters of all tape, a la duct tape.

Duct Tape is like America, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds everything together.