Here at NateChurch.com we try to bring the best in entertainment based on new adventures. Today we arew headed down a new road. I am eating an entire bag of cheddar cheese jalapeno cheetos with my left hand. This allows me to type and click with my right. Mind you i am on a natural keyboard so this is also a one armed workout. Long considered a great dilema among right handed computer nerds was how to eat cheetos. My firend Terry advocates eating cheetos with a fork, but with the plastic forks in the kitchenette I can nary spear a cheeto.  I have been told that this would be a great turn on to the ladies by a coworker. who walked by. I should have asked why because then I would ... Aw screw it. I am going to get orange on the keys.